Snacks

Pretzels
Crunchy twists of joy. These store bought pretzels might just be the best thing since sliced bread. Perfect for absent-minded nibbling as you debate life's big questions, like 'why is it called fast food if you’re stuck in traffic?'

Bags o’ Popcorn
A cloud of popcorn goodness in every bite. It's like a fluffy, buttery hug for your taste buds. Great for sharing, or not. We do not judge.

Store-bought Chips & Queso
It's cheesy, it's gooey, it's... bought from a store! This queso laughs in the face of gourmet expectations and pairs wonderfully with our most elite tortilla chips.

Chocolate Chip Cookies
Classic cookies that taste like childhood and questionable adulting decisions. Each bite whispers, 'Why the f*$! not have another one?'

Mystery Munchies
Stay tuned for more snack-tacular surprises! We’ve got a few more tricks up our sleeve, because what’s a WTFN party without a little mystery? Keep an eye out – more snack revelations coming soon!

Cocktails

Cutwater Canned Cocktails

A fine selection of various canned cocktails will be available.  

Wine

Joel Gott's Sauvignon Blanc

Immerse yourself in the vivid taste of California sunshine with this beautifully balanced Sauvignon Blanc. Our Sun-Kissed Californian presents a delightful harmony of citrus zest and tropical fruit flavors, underscored by a refreshing crispness. Bright notes of grapefruit and lime dance with hints of lush mango and pineapple, all woven together by a subtle, grassy undertone. With its clean and invigorating finish, this wine is a splendid companion to our grilled items, or a refreshing pleasure to savor on its own. Dive into a glass and let it transport you to sun-dappled Californian vineyards.

Beer

Maplewood "Son of Juice"

Bursting with notes of tropical fruit, Son of Juice features loads of Mosaic, Mosaic Cryo, Simcoe, Simcoe Cryo, and Nugget hops. Pilsner malt and oats lend to a soft body and some haze, making for a juicy, low-bitterness IPA.

Avery "White Rascal"

A truly authentic Belgian style wheat or "white" ale, this Rascal is unfiltered (yup, that's yeast on the bottom) and cleverly spiced with coriander and Curacao orange peel producing a refreshingly fruity thirst quencher.

Munchies

"Muffinmoose Special"

Our signature sandwich on buttered and toasted sourdough, seasoned with everything bagel spice and filled with an over-easy egg, homemade guacamole, crisp lettuce, fresh tomato, and your choice of cheese.

"Muffinmoose Majestic"

This sandwich is our tribute to those irresistible, grease-dripping, soul-satisfying subs that fuel late-night study sessions and memories. We've updated it with an adult twist: succulent skirt steak replaces thin-shaved steak and rich, sharp Cheddar takes the place of standard white American. We pile on onions, bell peppers, and button mushrooms sautéed in a mix of butter and neutral oil, then top it all off with our smoky chipotle mayonnaise. Served on a large sub roll, this is truly a majestic treat.

"Purple Mountain Grilled Cheese"

CheddarClassic Vermont cheddar on sourdough. Optional: Homemade guacamole, tomato, lettuce.

"Forest Greens Grilled Cheese"

Veggie delight with mozzarella, roasted tomatoes, and pesto on sourdough.

"Shrimp Shoreline Taco"

Succulent shrimp marinated in garlic, lime and cilantro, blanketed with slaw, and served on a soft taco shell.

Snacks

"Harvest Platter"

A selection of local cheeses, cured meats, olives, pickles, and artisan bread.

"Twisted Tails"

Soft pretzel bites served with our flavorful beer cheese dip.

"Guac & Rock"

Crisp tortilla chips served with our homemade fresh guacamole.

Greens

"Classic Caesar"

Our take on the classic Caesar salad, with optional chicken or shrimp add-ons.

"Veggie Vista"

A delightful mix of greens, tomatoes, cucumbers, red onions, bell peppers, and house dressing. Optional cheese or protein add-ons available.

Sweets

"Caramel Creek Muffin Pudding"

A comforting dessert made from assorted muffins, baked in a sweet sauce, and finished with a drizzle of rich, homemade caramel.

"Sweet Pairings"

Choose any muffin from our selection, paired with a delectable chocolate chip cookie.

"Moose Tracks Sundae"

Creamy moose tracks ice cream drizzled with rich maple syrup. A sweet, indulgent treat that hails from the forests of the North, much like our Muffinmoose.

Drink Menu

Crafted Brews

We've scoured breweries far and wide to bring you a selection of the finest bottled and canned beers. Ask our bartender about our current selection and specials.

Wine

Our handpicked range of red, white, and rose wines. From light and fruity to rich and full-bodied, we have a wine to complement every dish.

Muffinmoose Mixology

"Muffinmoose Lemonade"

Our special twist on the Irish Lemonade, made with Jameson, lemonade, Vernors, and a splash of lemon. It's a signature drink that's a bit sweet, a bit tart, and utterly delightful.

"Paloma's Perch"

Our take on the classic Paloma, combining tequila, grapefruit juice, lime, and a hint of sweetness. It's refreshing and perfectly balanced.

"Berry Moose Mule"

A twist on the classic Moscow Mule. Mix vodka, fresh lime juice, and a splash of blackberry syrup, then top it off with ginger beer. Serve in a copper mug for a refreshing and sweet cocktail that's easy to enjoy.

"Lumberjack Old Fashioned"

A nod to the moose's woodland home, this drink uses bourbon, a dash of maple syrup, and a couple of dashes of Angostura bitters. Stir with ice and garnish with an orange slice and cherry.

"Purple Mountain Margarita"

An interesting take on a classic margarita using blueberry simple syrup to give it a purple hue. Combine tequila, lime juice, blueberry syrup, and a splash of triple sec. Serve on the rocks in a salt-rimmed glass.

"Forest Fizz"

This gin-based cocktail is light and refreshing. Combine gin, fresh lemon juice, simple syrup, and a sprig of rosemary in a shaker with ice. Shake and strain into a glass, then top with a splash of club soda.

The Muffinmoose is a welcoming neighborhood bar, conceived as an extension of a cherished home. Seamlessly blending the relaxed, familiar comfort of a beloved living room with the sociable vibrancy of a local pub, our venue has a unique charm that draws in those looking for a friendly place to relax and engage.

On entering, you'll find a setting that is contemporary yet timeless, much like a well-appointed home. Soft lighting, comfortable seating, and tastefully chosen decor create a soothing ambiance. Our brand color, purple, is gently woven into the surroundings, providing a reassuringly consistent touch that anchors the Muffinmoose's identity.

Scattered screens offer the chance to keep abreast of current events or sports, yet they're subtly integrated to maintain a calm, intimate atmosphere. This isn’t a clamorous sports bar - it's a sanctuary of warm smiles, engaging conversation, and the shared enjoyment of delightful food and drink.

The guiding philosophies of the Muffinmoose are honesty, respect, and always striving for the best. These principles permeate every aspect of our bar, from the integrity of the ingredients in our dishes and drinks, to the considerate, attentive service offered by our dedicated staff. It's a place where everyone is treated with genuine kindness and respect, creating an environment that encourages friendly connections and memorable experiences.

Visit Muffinmoose - a homely haven where every guest is a friend, every plate is a culinary journey, and every sip is a testament to the joy of unwinding in good company. This is your neighborhood refuge, echoing the warmth of home and the spirit of community.